ORBETH EMPIRE
WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL ORBETH FORUM!

SOME SECTIONS ARE ONLY VISIBLE TO MEMBERS.

PLEASE REGISTER TO GAIN FULL ACCESS INCLUDING ORBETH MUSIC DOWNLOADS!

HAIL!!!

ORBETH EMPIRE

WELCOME TO THE GRACELAND
 
HomeFAQSearchMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 grand wizard styleeeeee

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Bijimitsu
Admin
avatar

Posts : 1240
Points : 1812
Join date : 2009-10-27
Age : 35
Location : Orbethian Architect - guitarist, drummer, keyboard slayer, bass slapper, vocalist, producer............... I am but a thought.................

PostSubject: grand wizard styleeeeee   Tue Feb 03, 2015 6:06 pm

Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.orbeth.co.uk
JeepSwensonFan

avatar

Posts : 1190
Points : 1465
Join date : 2010-10-01
Age : 37

PostSubject: Re: grand wizard styleeeeee   Wed Feb 04, 2015 3:05 pm

Saw this last night, but couldn't play it as my mifi decided to conk out.

Actually quite jolly, and cockney rhyming at the end there I hear?
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://cartooncartoons.forumotion.co.uk/
Bijimitsu
Admin
avatar

Posts : 1240
Points : 1812
Join date : 2009-10-27
Age : 35
Location : Orbethian Architect - guitarist, drummer, keyboard slayer, bass slapper, vocalist, producer............... I am but a thought.................

PostSubject: Re: grand wizard styleeeeee   Wed Feb 04, 2015 3:24 pm

And to compliment that here's an extensive list!

cheers

Adam and Eve – believe
Alan Whickers – knickers
apples and pears – stairs
Artful Dodger – lodger
Ascot Races – braces
Aunt Joanna – piano
Baked Bean – Queen
Baker’s Dozen – Cousin
Ball and Chalk – Walk
Barnaby Rudge – Judge
Barnet Fair – hair
Barney Rubble – trouble
Battlecruiser – boozer
bees and honey – money
bird lime – time (in prison)
Boat Race – face
Bob Hope – soap
bottle and glass – arse
Brahms and Liszt – pissed (drunk)
Brass Tacks – facts
Bread and Cheese – sneeze
Bread and Honey – money
Bricks and Mortar – daughter
Bristol City – breasts
Brown Bread – dead
Bubble and Squeak – Greek
Bubble Bath – Laugh
butcher’s hook – a look
Chalfont St. Giles – piles
Chalk Farm – arm
china plate – mate (friend)
Cock and Hen – ten
Cows and Kisses – Missus (wife)
currant bun – sun (also The Sun, a British newspaper)
custard and jelly – telly (television)
Daisy Roots – boots
Darby and Joan – moan
Dicky bird – word
Dicky Dirt – shirt
Dinky Doos – shoes
dog and bone – phone
dog’s meat – feet [from early 20th c.]
Duck and Dive – skive
Duke of Kent – rent
dustbin lid – kid
Elephant’s Trunk – drunk
Fireman’s Hose – nose
Flowery Dell – cell
Frog and Toad – road
Gypsy’s kiss – piss
half-inch – pinch (to steal)
Hampton Wick – prick
Hank Marvin – starving
irish pig – wig
Isle of Wight – tights
jam-jar – car
Jayme Gibbs
Jimmy Riddle – piddle
joanna – piano (pronounced ‘pianna’ in Cockney)
Khyber Pass – arse
Kick and Prance – dance
Lady Godiva – fiver
Laugh n a joke – smoke
Lionel Blairs – flares
Loaf of Bread – head
loop the loop – soup
Mickey Bliss – piss
Mince Pies – eyes
Mork and Mindy – windy’
north and south – mouth
Orchestra stalls – balls
Pat and Mick – sick
Peckham Rye – tie
plates of meat – feet
Pony and Trap – crap
raspberry ripple – nipple
raspberry tart – fart
Roast Pork – fork
Rosy Lee – tea (drink)
Round the Houses – trousers
Rub-a-Dub – pub
Ruby Murray – curry
Sausage Roll – goal
septic tank – Yank
sherbert (short for sherbert dab) – cab (taxi)
Skin and Blister – sister
Sky Rocket – pocket
Sweeney Todd – flying squad
syrup of figs – wig (sic)
tables and chairs – stairs
tea leaf – thief
Todd Sloane – alone
Tom and Dick – sick
tom tit – shit
tomfoolery – jewellery
Tommy Trinder – window
trouble and strife – wife
two and eight – state (of upset)
Vera Lynn – gin
whistle and flute – suit (of clothes)
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.orbeth.co.uk
JeepSwensonFan

avatar

Posts : 1190
Points : 1465
Join date : 2010-10-01
Age : 37

PostSubject: Re: grand wizard styleeeeee   Thu Feb 05, 2015 2:52 pm

Haha, that must have taken some time to type out.
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://cartooncartoons.forumotion.co.uk/
Bijimitsu
Admin
avatar

Posts : 1240
Points : 1812
Join date : 2009-10-27
Age : 35
Location : Orbethian Architect - guitarist, drummer, keyboard slayer, bass slapper, vocalist, producer............... I am but a thought.................

PostSubject: Re: grand wizard styleeeeee   Thu Feb 05, 2015 2:54 pm

Optimus Prime wrote:
Haha, that must have taken some time to type out.

ROFL

cut and paste boss cut and paste!

cheers
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.orbeth.co.uk
JeepSwensonFan

avatar

Posts : 1190
Points : 1465
Join date : 2010-10-01
Age : 37

PostSubject: Re: grand wizard styleeeeee   Fri Feb 06, 2015 3:05 pm

Haha, I was just thinking that this morning.

Always up to speed.
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://cartooncartoons.forumotion.co.uk/
 
grand wizard styleeeeee
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Grand Funk's Don Brewer
» Esterlyn
» New Mahavishnu Orchestra LIVE
» Don Brewer of Grand Funk at a Drum Clinic Playing "Mark Says
» BAGS BAGS BAGS

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
ORBETH EMPIRE :: Other Music Discussion-
Jump to: